Sleep Talking

After staying out way too late on Friday night due to Holly's birthday (post and pics to come), I was napping in the recliner on Saturday. Due to my snoring, Weenie was in the bedroom taking her own nap. The phone was near me and it must've rang. I never answer the phone. I hate it. But apparently I like talking on it while I'm asleep. I'm not sure how long I talked with the East Indian Telemarketer (EIT), but it must've been a while.

I was startled awake by EIT screaming "Are you sleeping!!! I hear snoring!!" to which I replied after I finally realized where I was and that I was on the phone "Oh no, that's the TV". She then resumed her spiel, I was horrified to learn that I was signing up for something that cost $29.95. I tried to figure out what she was selling without admitting I had been asleep the entire time we had been on the phone. She was going on and on about the internet and TimeWarner and blah, blah, blah. I told her I did not have my internet through TimeWarner and besides that, Comcast bought TimeWarner. EIT then became very angry with me and told me that she had been telling me about this internet service for 10 minutes and could I even speak English? She then slammed the phone down. I so hope they call back!