Friday, June 27, 2008


I'm leaving today to head to Texas for a 10 day trip consisting of fishing, beer and all the mexican food I can fit in my mouth.

There will be tons of pictures of me with giant fish when I get back. Plus, I have an entire Pickwick weekend to post!

See you soon!

Thursday, June 19, 2008


Boo-yah! That's right bitches, we won trivia last night!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Blog Birthday!

I missed it again. My blog turned two on the 12th. I can't believe it's been that long!

More Earnestine

Earnestine came to work today. Our little girl is growing up!

Monday, June 16, 2008

Bike Night with Chicken and Waffles

Wednesday night is Bike Night on Beale Street. We met up with Susan, Jeff, Susan and Ronny for dinner at Miss Polly's. Weenie was about to pee with all the bikes and kind of wished she would've ridden her Harley down there.

The restaurant wasn't far from where we parked.

Ronny and Susan were already there and had ordered fried pickles. They were yummy.

Check out the menu.

Most of us ordered chicken and waffles. As you can see, Susan couldn't wait to dig into her waffle.

Here is my dinner with a side of mac and cheese. No green veggies for me!

Jeff decided Aretha needed some sunglasses on so he made them out of Equal packs and knives. Kinda creepy.

Afterwards, we all went to the Blue Monkey downtown. I ordered Stoli Raspberry lemon drops as soon as we sat down. As you can see from the picture, they were wrong. We drank them and they tasted like peach crap.

I complained to Alison, the other bartender, and she made it right.

After that, we went over to Ronny and Susan's for a nightcap.

Friday, June 13, 2008


I played golf when I was at home visiting the units. I played Friday night and Sunday. Both days were stunning. Weenie took pictures, drove the cart and made sure we all had cold beer.

Check out my tee shot on #17. It was an easy birdie!

It's so peaceful and quiet on the golf course except when I scream FUCK really loud. Other than that, it's nice.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

The Picture Wall

Weenie and I went to visit my parents this weekend. While I was there, I took some pictures of the pictures that adorn the wall outside my bedroom. These are quite embarrassing.

I was the mascot in high school. We were the Bulldogs.

My senior picture. OMG, pearls!

I was a clown in a play at church where I sang a solo.

In front of the Christmas tree. I think my expression says it all.

More pictures of the weekend to come.

Monday, June 02, 2008

Butch or Femme?

Saturday, Mooey and I ventured out to the Blue Monkey to get our buzz on and play the crack machine. Weenie was out of town visiting some good friends in Eureka Springs so I was a bachelor for the weekend. Here we are getting the party started with some Patron.

Then we played about 20 games of trivia. You can see our high score of 56 million. Mooey and I have a plethora of useless music trivia in our brains.

After exhausting the crack machine, we headed over to Dyna's house to assemble our outfits. We were attending a crossdressing party later that night. Check out sarah!

We had to shoot some Jager.

Dyna came out to show off her outfit. Lordy.

Then I went in and had Sarah help me glue on my mustache. I put on the bandana to complete the look. I have to admit, this was fun!

Bacon and Meredith. Isn't Bacon's bow cute?

Me and Elvis (Mooey).

Dyna and Sarah.

Our hosts, Kate and Carol.

Charlie Chaplin!

Carol and Kate had a catwalk set up and Kate was snapping photos.

Kate taking pictures of the chaos.
Then we began doing other poses.

We finally retired to the deck for more beers.
I can't wait for them to have another crossdressing party in the winter so I can make my cop fantasy come true!