Milan

Friday afternoon, I headed to my hometown of Milan, Tennessee. I tried to crop this photo so you could see the exits better but it's not working so screw it.

Here is where I grew up after the age of 14. My mom still lives here.

I went straight to the country club for beers with my dad. Immediately he had to show me what June had bought him for his 60th birthday. Check out the stereo and the mounted speakers in his golf cart! That's right. I'm speechless too.

Here is the inside of the club and a picture of June. My dad took this one while playing with my camera.

Later, I went with the bartender and a few others around midnight to the VFW. I know you think I'm making this up, but no, in fact I did go to the VFW. It was karaoke. How wonderful. I got to hear Lade Marmalade very loud. I sat next to this girl that was drinking Dr. Pepper and not saying a word. Below is a picture of her LEATHER FANNY PACK OF THE AMERICAN FLAG. No words can express the excitement of seeing this aftifact. I'm sending this photo on to the Smithsonian. I left around 2:00.

On Sunday, mother and I went sightseeing downtown. Below is the movie theater. If you'll notice it's $4.00 for admission but they do not take creDID cards or debit cards so don't try it!

I had my first date here with a boy! His name was David and I think it was a Muppet movie.

Afterwards, we went by to see my grandmother (Meemaw). She would absolutely shit if she knew I was posting this because she does not have on makeup! She just had her 80th birthday last week!

Here is me and mother before I headed home. I had been napping that's why my hair looks stupid.

Weenie Says Goodbye After 16 Years

Wednesday, there was a little going away party for Weenie. She left her job after 16 years for greener pastures. We had a blast.

Here are all her coworkers.

Afterwards, we went over to the Blue Monkey and kicked everyone's ass at trivia.

Trivia!

I know this is getting tedious for my readers but we won again! We beat Fingerbang by one point again. I hope they aren't mad!

After the game, Teeny Hodges stopped in to chit chat. He took Dyna out to his car to hear his new song. She said it was amazing!

Brill!

Our trivia team "We Love Bananas!" came from 6th place on the final question to win trivia again by one point. Fuck yes! Our nemesis "Fingerbang" tried to beat us yet again. I have one word. FAIL.

Bacon!

Friday was Bacon's birthday. Weenie and I got off work early so we headed over to the party headquarters around 5:15. Bacon and Meredith live right around the corner. The party headquarters is named Xanadu. Bacon is in total love with Abba.

Dyna and Lola scored this movie poster on Ebay. Bacon totally freaked. Look at her grin!
Dyna and Lola.Meredith "borrowed" this picture from Bacon's mom. It's the fucking best ever.

After everyone was good and buzzy it was time for a tap performance by Meredith to the tune of Ruby by Kenny Rogers. That's right, I said Kenny Rogers. Meredith kicked some tap ass!

Then it was on. Dance party!

Dyna and Eric.Me and Sunny!
Cabbage Patch.

Air guitar to Journey. That's right, I said Journey.

Then Bacon took the stage singing her heart out with Steve Perry. Meredith joined in. It was about 3:00 am.