Weenie brought home those already cut out sugar cookies that you can decorate. After baking them, she called me into the kitchen to begin with the icing. I have NO artistic ability so I immediately drew a penis on the snowman.
I went into hysterics midway through while Weenie was putting more cookies in the oven. She came over and had no idea what I had drawn. I had tears coming from my eyes (I'm 12) and she had this incredulous look on her face. I said "It's a dick!" and she said "Oh, well his balls are on his neck."